PAST MEMBERS
These fellows were once proud members of the Cyborg Resistance until they squandered their honorable positions over trivial pursuits.
ACTION JACKTION
Rank: Administrator
Former Position: Magma Man
Description: Action Jacktion was a character created by Sinistar that was originally going to fulfill the role of Magma Man. Due to a miscommunication, Sinistar himself was used instead of Action Jacktion, leaving Jacktion on the cutting room floor.
Action Jacktion's Team Bio(psy):
Former Position: Magma Man
Description: Action Jacktion was a character created by Sinistar that was originally going to fulfill the role of Magma Man. Due to a miscommunication, Sinistar himself was used instead of Action Jacktion, leaving Jacktion on the cutting room floor.
Action Jacktion's Team Bio(psy):
Robot Master Name: Magma Man
Robot Master Number: DLN-071 (4 8 15 16 23 42) Real Name: Action Jacktion Nickname: Blind Mag Height: 4 Inches Gender: Male Age: 46 Arms: Two Likes: Fighting crime and being on time. Dislike: Family murdered in cold blood Faverite games: Super Man 64 Goals: Save the world, find Gentleman and avenge his family Fear: NONE Quote: Character from Cave Story Bio: Action Jacktion began his life as a simple and humble action hero. He spent his days fighting crime waves that were brought about by his arch nemesis, Gentle Man. Unfortunately, when Gentle Man discovered Action Jacktion’s true identity, he murdered Action’s family and had him tossed into a volcano. His charred remains were recovered by a kind scientist named Dr. Wily, who just so happened to be hiking up the volcano on that fateful day. Dr. Wily vowed to rebuild his hero, Action Jacktion, into a crime fighting robot until an even kinder man named Sinistar appeared and threw Wily into the volcano. After Wily drowned, Sinistar recovered his remains and rebuilt him into Wily Man; a robot who proudly served Sinistar’s team, the Mecha Badasses, before mysteriously vanishing. It was only after the Mecha Badasses disbanded that Sinistar realized he still had Action Jacktion’s remains in a garbage bag in the corner of a room. Having nothing better to do, he gave the rotting corpse ironic volcano powers and dubbed him Magma Man. Sinistar then left the cyborg to his own devices and retreated to Deviantart to fulfill his dreams of becoming an artist. Powers: Magma Bazooka: Magoo Man is equipped with two bazooka arms that shoot magma. Jumping back and forth: He can jump impressively high for a two hundred and fifty ton machine. Fire head: He has fire coming out of his head. Robot: He has the power to be a robot all the time. Action hero maneuvers: He can do backflips, kung fu action grip, etc. Flipkick: The most devastating of his action hero maneuvers. He does a flip and he kicks at the same time. Fun Facts: Action Jacktion is dead. Sinistar was once the proud leader of the Mecha Badasses before his psychiatrist messed with his head and ruined his life. The internet is a fun place to be sometimes. 5 minutes and 22 seconds. |
MOTHERFUKER
Rank: Traitor
Former Position: Fake Man
Description: Though not a part on the team officially, he was are unofficial Fakeman, he came due to Scorpio's wantied post on Sprites Inc., which led to to him coming here and ruining are RP, Thread 'Light's Bar and Grill' . Soon after he was imprisoned we released him, though he be branded as a traitor and can't join the team.
Motherfuker's Team Bio:
Former Position: Fake Man
Description: Though not a part on the team officially, he was are unofficial Fakeman, he came due to Scorpio's wantied post on Sprites Inc., which led to to him coming here and ruining are RP, Thread 'Light's Bar and Grill' . Soon after he was imprisoned we released him, though he be branded as a traitor and can't join the team.
Motherfuker's Team Bio:
Robot Master Name: FAKE MAN
Robot Master Number: HOW SHOULD I KNOW? WHY EVEN FUKING PUT THIS IN THE BIO Real Name: MOTHERFUKER Height: 6 FEET Age: OLD ENOUGH TO FUKING KICK YOUR ASSES Gender: I HAVE A FUKING PENIS Likes: KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES Dislikes: YOU Fears: I DON'T FEAR ANYTHING... NOT EVEN DEATH, YOU MOTHER FUKERS!!!! Fave. Games: DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO PLAY SOME BABY GAMES Goals: TO FUKING KICK MORE ASS THAN ANYONE HAS EVER DONE Quote: "WHAT THE FUK IS UP, MOTHER FUKERS? PREPARE TO FUKING DIE" Bio: ARENT I ALREADY WRITING A BIO? Powers: ASS KICKER: I KICK YOUR FUKING ASS, WHAT THE FUK DO U THINK Fun Facts: -(hi) :D |
JESUS CHRIST MAN / JEW MAN / THE SON OF GOD
Rank: Administrator
Former Position: Jew(el) Man
Description: Jesus Christ joined the forum and wrote a biography for Jewel Man. Unfortunately, Scorpio and Spikeman were both sinners at the time. They asked Jesus to take the role more seriously, so he changed his identity to Riker and rewrote his biography for Jewel Woman instead.
Jesus Christ's Team Bio:
Former Position: Jew(el) Man
Description: Jesus Christ joined the forum and wrote a biography for Jewel Man. Unfortunately, Scorpio and Spikeman were both sinners at the time. They asked Jesus to take the role more seriously, so he changed his identity to Riker and rewrote his biography for Jewel Woman instead.
Jesus Christ's Team Bio:
Jesus (also called Christ which means king or Messiah) was born in Israel 2000 years ago. Modern civilization marks his birth by dividing time B.C. (before Christ) and A.D. (Anno Domini - or the year of our Lord). For his first thirty years, Jesus lived a traditional Jewish life, working as a carpenter. During this time, all of Israel was under Caesar's Roman dictatorship, including Bethlehem, where Jesus was born, and Nazareth, where he was raised.
In his thirties, Jesus began his public teaching and display of recorded miracles, yet still never travelled more than 200 miles from his birthplace. Over a three year period, despite his efforts to keep a low profile, Jesus' reputation spread nation wide. The Roman governors and rulers of Israel's provinces and the leaders of the Jewish people (the religious counsels) took note of him. Jesus' key messages included: |
SOMEBODY
Rank: N/A
Former Position: Tornado Man
Description: Somebody was our first Tor nadoman, that Scorpio reccommnedned. However she never showed on the forum, and later resinged.
Somebody's Bio:
Unwritten.
Former Position: Tornado Man
Description: Somebody was our first Tor nadoman, that Scorpio reccommnedned. However she never showed on the forum, and later resinged.
Somebody's Bio:
Unwritten.