THE EPIC ADVENTURE: DIRECTOR'S CUT: UNRATED EDITION
By Scorpio
With help from Sinistar, SilverDime, Riker, and Cranchios Adventures
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You are about to embark on an epic adventure.
But first, what's this guy's name?
But first, what's this guy's name?
Seriously, who the hell would name their kid that!? Try again.
That's taken as well! Try again.
You end up reversing the name as you type it. And make several typos. Whoops.
The name is automatically entered, so you are good to go!
The name is automatically entered, so you are good to go!
Your name is FORGO PITACOGS. You are an AVID GAMER of both the console and computer varieties. You are even a GAME TESTER, a job that help you pay for the rent. And more games. In fact, a new game is about to arrive in the mail! AWESOME! You've been waiting weeks for this.
You also happen to enjoy collecting ACTION FIGURES as well. And even MAKING THEM. And making stop-motion animations with them. These videos are fairly popular on Youtube, enough to get you a decent number of subscribers.
Your handle on Swish Messenger is HyperionWeapon (HW).
Enter Command:_ LEAVE_THE_HALLWAY_AND_GET_A_REAL_BEDROOM_ASSHOLE
You also happen to enjoy collecting ACTION FIGURES as well. And even MAKING THEM. And making stop-motion animations with them. These videos are fairly popular on Youtube, enough to get you a decent number of subscribers.
Your handle on Swish Messenger is HyperionWeapon (HW).
Enter Command:_ LEAVE_THE_HALLWAY_AND_GET_A_REAL_BEDROOM_ASSHOLE
The only reason you're standing here is because you're waiting for that new game to arrive and have little else to do.
This is just the hallway of your apartment. The rest of your apartment is behind you.
C/:COMAND/:
:-COMPUTER
:>CHARACTER
:-DOOR
C/:CHARACTER/:
::-LOOK
::-SMELL
::>PUNCH
::-FAP
::-YELL
C/:PUNCH/:
:::-WALL
:::-SCREEN
:::>HIMSELF
:::-SINISTAR
:::-SILVER
:::-SCORPIO
:::-AIR
:::-A_HOLE_TROUGH_TIME
This is just the hallway of your apartment. The rest of your apartment is behind you.
C/:COMAND/:
:-COMPUTER
:>CHARACTER
:-DOOR
C/:CHARACTER/:
::-LOOK
::-SMELL
::>PUNCH
::-FAP
::-YELL
C/:PUNCH/:
:::-WALL
:::-SCREEN
:::>HIMSELF
:::-SINISTAR
:::-SILVER
:::-SCORPIO
:::-AIR
:::-A_HOLE_TROUGH_TIME
What.
What are these voices in your head, and why are they so violent? Why do you even HAVE voices in your head!?
Nevermind that, the mail's arrived.
What are these voices in your head, and why are they so violent? Why do you even HAVE voices in your head!?
Nevermind that, the mail's arrived.
You retrieve your mail. It's the game you're supposed to be testing today.
You head back to your room, ready to install the game.
C/:COMAND/:
:-COMPUTER
:>CHARACTER
:-DOOR
C/:CHARACTER/:
::-LOOK
::-SMELL
::>PUNCH
::-FAP
::-YELL
C/:PUNCH/:
:::-WALL
:::-SCREEN
:::>HIMSELF
:::-SINISTAR
:::-SILVER
:::-SCORPIO
:::-AIR
:::-A_HOLE_TROUGH_TIME
C/:COMAND/:
:-COMPUTER
:>CHARACTER
:-DOOR
C/:CHARACTER/:
::-LOOK
::-SMELL
::>PUNCH
::-FAP
::-YELL
C/:PUNCH/:
:::-WALL
:::-SCREEN
:::>HIMSELF
:::-SINISTAR
:::-SILVER
:::-SCORPIO
:::-AIR
:::-A_HOLE_TROUGH_TIME
You punch yourself in the face.
C:/PUNCH
_-SCORPIO
C:/PUNCH
_-SCORPIO
C:/PUNCH
_-SCORPIO
C:/PUNCH
_-SCORPIO
C:/PUNCH
_-A_HOLE_THROUGH_TIME
C:/PUNCH
_-SCORPIO
C:/PUNCH
_-SCORPIO
C:/PUNCH
_-SCORPIO
C:/PUNCH
_-SCORPIO
C:/PUNCH
_-A_HOLE_THROUGH_TIME
Meanwhile in another, but similar, universe:
enter command write goodbyecruelworld.txt
Meanwhile back in Universe A:
Here lies Pitacogs he died a brave hero RIT in peace we will never forget you
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